Email a copy of 'Orioles To Sign David Riske' to a friend
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Email a copy of 'Orioles To Sign David Riske' to a friend
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FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
what a pun-tacular name
BlueCatuli
Len Kasper had way too much fun with that when Riske was with the Brewers.
metsman
yeah what a Dav-id of a signing haha!!!!
dc21892
Nice minor league deal. Who knows, maybe he’ll be a valuable BP arm for the O’s.
Dan Majorle
I like this signing because it is not a very RISKE signing.
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
HAHAHAHA LOL
NOT KIDDING
I literally clicked on the comments just to make sure someone made this joke.
grownice
Low Riske High Reward… there i got it over with.
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
its funny because his name is Riske
stl_cards16
OHHHHH……NOW I get it!
goredsgo
ANd the offseason tear continues for the O’s
Brian Malenke
Ok this is now a who can best use his last name thread.
I guess the orioles feel he’s worth the riske. next!
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
what’s his favourite board game?
Brad426
Clue.
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
wrong. battleship
heyirma
Huh, I would have thought it was Risk. Whatta ya know.
Jimmy Hoffman
Don’t Wake Daddy.
Gumby65
Hint: Madagascar’s only significance in global affairs besides vanilla production is their strategic value of easy ownership is in this game…
robert
With that ERA it seems very Risk-e to bring him in. I’m here all week folks. Try the veal…
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
get off the stage
ellisburks
Don’t you hate pants?
metsman
stick with the watermelon smashing
basemonkey
You guys should write this stuff down.
BradyAndersonsSideburns
don’t quit your day jobs
Kb
slow down guys, this stuff is gold
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
we’ll be here all week
Eric He.
Way too many BP pitchers for the Orioles …..
I mean come on you have 3 closers on the team.
Don’t forget about Hendrickson, and Johnson.
Going to be a log jam in the BP
inleylandwetrust
The comment section on this signing is reserved for jokes about his name, not attempts at analysis.
Flharfh
At first I thought you were joking and meant “batting practice”
Scott Alan Anderson
Better to have too many than too few
SpeedS28
As a Brewers fan I would like my money back for attending games Riske pitched in
FrankTheFunkasaurusRex
it seems you’ve made a Riske investment
Mike M
Im glad hes not on the Brewers anymore because he was terrible and overpaid, but it will be sad to lose his joke potential: Should I try to make it home with the gas directly on Empty? I dunno, that is kinda David. Going for it on 4th here is a high David/High Reward move. I think I will try to pull a Mrs Doubtfire and go on 2 dates with different girls at the same restaurant at the same time and keep telling them I have to go the bathroom at 15 minute intervals? That may be a little too David.
Mark Spencer 2
i think david riske still is a good pitcher he must stay heath.