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start_wearing_purple
Still, greatest name ever.
Triteon
Top 3, behind Buck Coats and Stubby Clapp!
Jason_F
I don’t know…I think I’m partial to Slade Heathcott. It just sounds like he is some special secret agent from the future or something.
start_wearing_purple
Nah, no where close. Think about it, if you name your kid Socrates then you’re dooming him to becoming a professor where every student thinks they’re gonna be funny asking him if he teaches using the Socratic method. It’s like naming your daughter Chastity, you have to know she’ll be putting out in junior high.
But hey, a baseball player named Socrates… it’s like the start of a Monty Python sketch.
TimotheusATL
Don’t forget good ol’ Bean Stringfellow.
start_wearing_purple
Oh that’s a great name too. Gotta wonder how many times he got this question: “So how often are you called stringbean?”
Tony Forbes
There was a guy bouncing around AAA when I was a kid, name of Archemedies Ponzo. I swear I am not making that up.
Triteon
Hemlock is a PED?
TimotheusATL
Philosopher Elimination Drug?
aap212
Please let him make the majors just for the Bill & Ted references. PLEASE.
stltiger69
Maybe he’ll face off against on of my favorite minor league players Charles Furbush, a pitcher for the Lakeland Flying Tigers.
venn177
Every comment here is amazing.