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The Inner Monologue of @DimTillard Springed

By Tim Dillard | March 31, 2018 at 11:59am CDT

It’s 7:01am in Pheonix, Arizona.  Saturday March 31st, 2018.  My name is Tim Dillard.  The name may sound familiar, but you’d be wrong.  Right now though, I’m a nervous professional baseball player in the final decision making days of Minor League Spring Training Camp.  Actually, at this EXACT moment, I’m waiting for my clothes to finish washing in the hotel laundry room.  I figured if I make a Triple-A team, a Double-A team, or get sent home… I need to at least smell like a success.

7:05am  Like I said my name is Tim Dillard, a (off and on) player in the Milwaukee Brewers Organization for the last sixteen seasons, and sometimes I write things like this for MLB Trade Rumors.  In fact, MLBTR did a nationwide talent search for veteran Minor League side-arm pitchers who sport great beards, struggle with grammer, and have a knack for avoiding the Big Leagues… and I was crowned the winner!  So here we are.

7:07am  The Major Leaguers Spring Training Camp has apparently ended with Thursday’s Opening Day… which explains the unusually short lines at the Louis Vuitton Backpack store.   And also means that Minor League team rosters will be revealed soon!

7:08am  Oddly enough, my previous fifteen seasons in professional baseball have actually NOT prepared me for that giant life-altering moment when informed if I made a team or not.  It can be a very stressful time of year for Minor Leaguers like myself.  Players in the farm system are anticipating their April fate… all the while juggling potential flights, apartment leases, equipment shipping, roommates, and which direction to point their car.

7:11am  Talking about roster cuts with a couple of guys last night, we agreed the hardest part of spring training is probably: looking back at all the months of hard offseason work, and all the long spring days that were put in… and having that mean basically nothing in the end.

7:14am  It’s difficult to get and keep a job in baseball.  For me, I try not to focus on the things I can’t control.  Instead, I focus solely on being the best well-rounded pitcher I can be, and doing whatever I can to impress the coaching staff and the decision makers… but also setting aside time every day to guilt trip them with pictures of my three kids.

7:22am  As I was just putting my clothes in the dryer, it occurs to me that most of my baseball season wardrobe is actually older than my kids.  I have two pearl button-up shirts I bought my first season in 2003, three pairs of Brewers issued Russell Athletic mesh shorts from 2004-2006, a discount G by Guess zip hoodie I got in 2008 spring training, a Hot Topic Star Wars t-shirt from 2009, a Buckle sweatshirt from 2010, and a short-sleeve collared shirt LaTroy Hawkins gave me in 2011. (thank God for my wonderful wife… who finally convinced me to to get rid of my seven Affliction shirts two seasons ago)

7:27am  Anyway, perhaps this means I struggle with change or maybe have a hard time letting go of things. (I wasn’t a psych major in college… but I did ace Baseball Theory)

7:28am  Obviously one of the hot topics this spring has been the new rule changes.  Of course the Minor Leagues still has the ever important “shot clock” for pitchers, but now there’s a limit to mound visits.  However, the biggest change this season is with extra innings.  Starting in the tenth inning of every Minor League game, the visiting team will began with a runner on second base.  This was put in place in an attempt to prevent super long games.  And even though this is a seemingly huge change to the entity of baseball, it actually doesn’t bother me that much… as long as all the players get Goldfish crackers and Caprisuns after the game.

7:38am  Oh yeah I almost forgot, the other day I saw my former catcher from 2006 J.C. Boscan who’s now a coordinator for the Kansas City Royals.  He said he enjoys reading my Inner Monologues, and asked me why he hasn’t been mentioned in any of them.  So this is me mentioning him.  J.C. also wanted me to mention the RBI double he hit off me in 2015… but I told him there’s no chance I’d share that!

7:43am  You know that’s probably the thing I look forward to the most every spring is catching up with old friends, former teammates, and coaches.  And just the people around the game that spring training brings together.  Like a few weeks ago when I met Ron Shelton the writer and director of Bull Durham!  The classic baseball movie that younger teammates quote to me constantly… “You’ve been in the Majors?”.

7:48am  Or this past week when I also met for the first time (and got three bro-hugs from) 5X All-Star and 2015 World Series MVP Salvador Pérez!  Pérez told me he follows me on Instagram and wanted my autograph!  Actually that’s not true.  Salvy didn’t want my autograph.  But yeah that’s right… I call him Salvy now.

7:54am  Minor League spring trainings are memorable.  And I’m thankful to have yet another one, but I assure you, every player is ready to trade in the morning practices and lunchtime games, for a chance to sleep in and battle opponents under some lights!

7:58am  Spring training is like watching one of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies… it looks cool and starts out exciting, but toward the end your clawing your eyes out.

8:01am  That buzz means my old weathered clothes… are ready for another season.

To Be Concluded…

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  1. socalbum

    7 years ago

    Waste of perfectly good white space.

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    • jd396

      7 years ago

      What a perfect way to describe this comment

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  2. Bart

    7 years ago

    I remember my first acid trip. I regret neither that nor reading this bit of stream of consciousness.

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  3. jagonza

    7 years ago

    So did you make a roster ?

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      Nope! He didn’t make it! He’s at Colorado AAA!

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      • HayesWilson33

        7 years ago

        So yes he did make a roster, just not the major league one

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  4. Stevil

    7 years ago

    “I wasn’t a psych major in college… but I did ace Baseball Theory”.

    The one way “ace” can be used in a sentence to describe himself.

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  5. bigalcathey

    7 years ago

    He’s a funny writer…. give him a break. We all know he’s not knocking on Cooperstown’s door.

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    • Stevil

      7 years ago

      I was just kidding. I enjoy his humor. Would be fun to hear him broadcast.

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      • brucewayne

        7 years ago

        Yes it would! I believe he would make an excellent broadcaster.

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  6. TheAdrianBeltre

    7 years ago

    I genuinely enjoy these Tim, thanks!

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  7. claude raymond

    7 years ago

    Anybody who criticizes these articles has the sense of humor of tree rot.

    Thank you for the entertainment Mr Dillard. My only complaint is that you don’t write for mlbrumors more often.

    Here’s a guy who is predominantly a career minor leaguer and doesn’t care…he uses the status to selfdepricate.

    The reference to Capri suns and goldfish crackers likely went over the heads of the whiny critics. Tim, you shoulda added orange slices and string cheese.

    PLEASE, keep on writing. And write ASAP so we know what you’re doing.

    Again, just know that most posters complain. Those who aren’t complaining and appreciate ur humor don’t post. Know that if there’s just a handful of critics that’s a good thing

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  8. IronBallsMcGinty

    7 years ago

    Great stuff once again, Tim. Disregard any negative comments.

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  9. hiflew

    7 years ago

    I demand cleaning fees from the Pepsi that I spit on my monitor when I read the part about Goldfish crackers and Caprisuns. Great as always, Tim.

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  10. brucewayne

    7 years ago

    Hey Tim! I’ve got a bunch of extra clothes laying around if you need some for your wardrobe buddy! LoL! Thanks for the musings. Keep them coming! Hope you make the big roster this year! Good luck!

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    • stubby66

      7 years ago

      Hey Tim thank you for chasing your dream, having a great family and over all just living in the moment. Your rich beyond some of these trolls understanding. I enjoy your columns

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  11. gc90201

    7 years ago

    Funny, as always.
    I hope he gets a broadcasting job, whenever he’s ready to hang em up.

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  12. HayesWilson33

    7 years ago

    Man you’re a fantastic writer and you have a definite future in broadcasting or maybe writing a novel about your career after you hang up the spikes. Keep making these I know a lot of MLBTR readers including myself can’t wait for the next installment!

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