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The Inner Monologue of @DimTillard The OFFseason

By Tim Dillard | January 8, 2018 at 10:00am CDT

It’s 7:19am on Monday January 8th, 2018.  Wow, hard to believe it’s 2018!  I mean, my whole life I’ve been under the impression that I would have a flying car by now!  Televison, movies, 80’s toys, and my imagination have all fueled my expectations of having a car that can take off and fly through the air.  Soooo if you’re a scientistic aero-engineer person reading this brilliantly well written article right now… FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY!  Anyway, my name is Tim Dillard.  For the last 15 seasons I have been a pitcher in professional baseball.  Mostly in the Minor Leagues, but I did strike out new Yankees skipper Aaron Boone in the big leagues 10 years ago.  And because of my HIGHLY ordinary career… MLB Trade Rumors has declared me worthy enough to write words down for you to read.

7:23am  And in case you haven’t heard, and judging by the lack of views and comments you haven’t… this is my TENTH time writing my Inner Monologue!  I’m typing this particular morning because after several weeks of winter break, my children are finally going back to school! (THANK GOD!)  Except for my two year-old.  He’ll wake up in exactly 35 minutes… his unfathomable internal clock is exceeded only by his ability to Spider-Man up the side of his crib.

7:25am  The offseason winter break is almost over as well, and then it’s spring training.  Currently I’m signed with the Milwaukee Brewers for my 16th season.  And every week the entire winter, a member of the training staff will text me to see how my workouts are progressing.  Which is great, because when I first started playing professional baseball I didn’t have a cellular phone… so they would have to call me up on my parent’s cordful house phone.  One time my dad woke me up after lunch to tell me that my trainer was on hold.  Things have changed, because yesterday, when asked about workouts, I messaged back that I was wrestling with my kids.

7:29am  But much like other veteran ballplayers after being gone for seven months, the offseason is all about family.  And really just getting back to the simple things in life like eating dinners together, vacations, Little League games, birthday parties, visiting friends, school programs, soccer matches, Lego building, Googling third grade math questions, gymnastics class, basketball, performing on stage at Premios Univision Deportes… you know, the normal stuff.

7:32am  My typical offseason day consists of:  Wake up, bake the Eggo’s, pack the school lunches, drink the coffee, drink more of the coffee, and then work out or find some house work to do unil the bus drops the kids off.  In fact, the day I got home from the regular season last year… I walked in and changed nine lightbulbs.  To me, that perfectly sums up the offseason lifestyle.

7:34am  Who am I kidding?  The first thing I do when I wake up is check Twitter… and yes I do hate myself for it.  But after that, I do some of that other stuff I listed.  Last week I woke up to a tweet from Major League Baseball that featured a video of a player exercising, and they hash-tagged it #NoOffseason.  Actually, they tweet the #NoOffseason hashtag quite a bit… during the offseason.

7:38am  Hold on… the newest kid may have awoken?

7:41am  Never mind.  That was an Amazon delivery person. (paper towels)  You ever find yourself just buying crap in hopes that one day you’ll get an Amazon drone visit?!?  Yeah me neither.

7:42am  As of now the child is still asleep, but I must stay on alert.  Because last week he snuck out of bed, silently scaled the cabinets, and snagged some old baseball cards off a book shelf.  And rather than recognize my child’s immediate danger or applaud his impeccable balance… I got caught up reading the backs of the baseball cards just like I did growing up!

7:44am  I would like to say, that before Al Gore’s internet, the back of a baseball card was the BEST way to find fun facts and hobbies of my favorite players.

7:45am  Like… according to one of my cards of Ricky Henderson, he enjoys swimming and fishing.  A 1991 Score card states that Ken Griffey Jr. played 3 years of football, and 4 years of baseball in high school.  This Robin Yount card tells me that he wants to be a pro golfer and race motorcycles one day.  A 1987 Barry Bonds card says he majored in Criminal Justice at Arizona State.  Who knew?!  And also in 1987, Topps informs us that pitcher Sid Fernandez wears uniform #50 for two reasons.  One, his native home of Hawaii is the 50th U.S. state, and second, his favorite tv show is Hawaii Five-O.

7:51am  Next offseason… I want the, “Writing Cool Facts on the Back of Baseball Cards” job!  (I bet that could also get me a lifetime supply of that pink rectangle gum included in old baseball card packs that disintegrated immediately after touching saliva)

7:52am  In all seriousness though, most Minor Leaguers get jobs in the offseason.  The BIG bucks are in the BIG leagues, and that only leaves the small bucks for the minor leagues.  A few years ago I played winter ball down in Venezuela.  One year I worked at a leather factory where I would measure, fold, and ship giant cowhides. (I also operated a forklift without a license)  Another offseason I worked landscaping after I got turned down at the local sporting goods store for lack of experience.

7:55am  One of the highlights of spring training is hearing about where teammates worked during the offseason.  Over my career I’ve heard:  hitting lessons, pitching lessons, baseball camps, bartender, waiter, barber, UPS driver, golf course attendant, Lowe’s clerk, roof shingler, Office Max clerk, landscape “engineer”, Lululemon sales associate, and one very special shortstop who was once in charge of putting stickers on fruit.

7:58am  But right now it’s January, and every non-MLB-contract ballplayer is slightly paranoid about being ready to compete for a job in the coming spring training.

7:59am  And speaking of paranoia… I think I hear “Eggo.” echoing down the hallway.

To Be Concluded…

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43 Comments

  1. TheGreatTwigog

    7 years ago

    It’s back!

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      Hey Tim! Welcome Back! Good Luck this season . Hope you stick

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      • brucewayne

        7 years ago

        and sign a HUGE contract .

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  2. raef715

    7 years ago

    how can anyone afford, with a family, to be a minor leaguer for 15 years?

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    • acerulli1

      7 years ago

      Sugar Mama?

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    • Santee Alley

      7 years ago

      In some cultures, women are allowed to have jobs

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    • marlins17

      7 years ago

      I mean, he’s been in Triple A or the MLB every year since 2007, i’m gonna guess his salary is just fine. $2200 ish a month is minimum for a first year triple a player and it goes up from there, after 11 years its typically double to triple that amount, if not more honestly, granted it’s only for half of the year, but still.

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    • ovp66223

      7 years ago

      Well, not everyone needs six figures to have a nice tidy family life. If you think about it, the crap we spend money on these days is MOSTLY wants, not needs. It’s common to have expensive internet, everyone with unnecessarily expensive mobile phone and plan that probably costs $600 a year per family member. Multiple expensive TV’s, a car for everyone, a house twice the size that is really needed. Laziness that brings lots of very expensive eating out, etc.

      A family can live easily on a combined income under the average, provided you don’t indulge in every single WANT for the kid and yourselves. Just because a kid wants a new glove, doesn’t mean they should be given one. Just because a room is lacking an HDTV display, doesn’t mean it needs one. I could go on and on…. A simply review of expenses could weed out between $10 or $20k of unnecessary annual expenses for an average sized family.

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    • 9lives

      7 years ago

      He’s made over 1 million in MLB. Most people can make that last for a couple decades.

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      He’s pitched in the majors for a short time, so if sent back down, doesn’t he get the minimum salary from then on? I wish I had this answer.

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      • cmancoley

        7 years ago

        yes he does

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        • brucewayne

          7 years ago

          Thank you!

          Reply
  3. trace

    7 years ago

    Cold stove season finally sinking in.

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    • Hello123

      7 years ago

      Negative -60 stove it’s all frozen in

      Reply
  4. JA L.

    7 years ago

    Hey Tim, good read. Thanks for doing this. Best of luck

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    • bravesiowafan

      7 years ago

      Agreed nice read and interesting perspectives forget the rude people I apologize on there behalf for the nonsense keep up the good writing!

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  5. CompanyAssassin

    7 years ago

    Al Gore’s internet, I love it. Glad these have returned.

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  6. marlins17

    7 years ago

    This is fantastic ha.

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  7. acarneglia

    7 years ago

    I LOVE THESE

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  8. jdwakefield

    7 years ago

    I beg to differ…’that pink rectangle gum included in old baseball card packs that disintegrated immediately after touching saliva’…That gum, with the texture of a roofing shingle, will outlast the careers of most of the players on the cards.

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  9. marlins17

    7 years ago

    So many downvotes on anyone saying anything positive haha. Lot of debbie downers that weren’t hugged enough as a child on here. It’s going to be ok guys, life does get better.

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      How can you not like Tim

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  10. rememberthecoop

    7 years ago

    These articles are fun, but what’s with the time stamps?

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    • Monkey’s Uncle

      7 years ago

      That’s just Tim’s writing style/ personal choice. He writes his “inner monologue” as if he is writing a journal documenting his thoughts “as he has them”.

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      • rememberthecoop

        7 years ago

        I guess so. Dumb question, I suppose, but usually writers do that if they are chronicling a longer period of time.

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  11. myaccount

    7 years ago

    I’m commenting just so Tim knows that I read his piece.

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  12. eddiemathews

    7 years ago

    Hang in there, Tim. Uecker can’t keep that job forever.

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  13. Monkey’s Uncle

    7 years ago

    Tim really has a unique and entertaining way of writing these. Keep up the good work.

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  14. claude raymond

    7 years ago

    Please write more, sir. I really enjoyed this. You should write a book. Or get into broadcasting. Or just keep entertaining us. Thank you.

    Btw, we have a cordful phone at work.

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      Yes! Tim Dillard’s ; BOOK OF LIFE! I’d buy it for sure!

      Reply
  15. dschick59

    7 years ago

    great post! I love the off season stories. Keep the fun coming…

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  16. tigw

    7 years ago

    I understand it is a slow time but if I see one more post about Pittsburg I’ll go nuts

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    • brucewayne

      7 years ago

      You should check out Pittsburgh Dad on Utube! You will absolutely go insane!

      Reply
  17. Mark Ralske

    7 years ago

    one of the best things, if not the best things about mlbtraderumors.com. Keep up the good work, Tim!

    Reply
  18. Keithbw22

    7 years ago

    Thanks Tim! Please dislike this postive comment.

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    • rememberthecoop

      7 years ago

      I got your back!

      Reply
  19. bigcat34

    7 years ago

    Thanks Tim! I love the posts

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  20. jd396

    7 years ago

    Tim needs a daytime talk show.

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  21. iversonformvp

    7 years ago

    Always a great read. Thanks Tim and MLBTR

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  22. iains 2

    7 years ago

    I know one minor leaguer who worked as a Merchant bank intern for about 5 years… every off season he was back as an intern. When he retired from baseball he was permanently hired.

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    • jd396

      7 years ago

      Cole De Vries retired after his mostly forgettable career and became a realtor.

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  23. camdenyards46

    7 years ago

    Yes I love these

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  24. pt24601

    7 years ago

    Is there nowhere we can go to escape political snark? The (very tired) Al Gore comment was not only unnecessary but revealed a conservative bias that can only lead one to the disappointing conclusion that the writer is a Trump voter, which means I, for one, am no longer interested in his musings on life. And if I’m wrong then the writer needs to learn that in this polarized environment, such conclusions will be drawn if you choose to dip your toe in political waters.

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