Helllo friends.
Happy Valentine's Day! Or, as I like to call it, Happy My Birthday Eve! That's right, y'all -- much like a bearded Cupid, this cherubic lothario was born just a whisper from our Hallmark-created day of lo-oove. Fitting but a little on the nose, if I say so myself.
Any-who. I know you're not here for love-talk, you're ready to mainline some of that hot sleepiness right into your fantasy veins. Well, don't let me hold us back anymore. It's time to get back to America's #1 (probably) fantasy baseball fake award show...
It's the Sleepys!
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Since 2018 through 93 starts, Suarez holds a 3.94 Era at home and a 3.10 Era on the road. He maybe even more valuable as a split pitcher, or when starting him on the road.
This was a fun read, I enjoyed the playful writing style. Happy V-day!
Nick is the best writer here, imo o/c!
Uh, wot? More writers should type after consuming the reefer
So nothing for us AL-only players – good to know!
Oof, someone woke up on the passive aggressive side of the bed this morning.
Never heard of the first six events.