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Jack Of All Trades: Baseball’s Roundest

By Howard Megdal | February 4, 2011 at 9:36am CDT

They are the men who made you question the aspect ratio of your television. They are the men who cried out in the night about the cruel, one-size-fits-all nature of per diem meal money. They are the men who convinced your Uncle Al he was in shape, because he was thinner than a professional athlete.

These are some of baseball's most rotund individuals, and the trades that shaped their careers as surely as those Spanx for Men failed them. I have avoided simply going by weight. After all, Jon Rauch tips the scales at 290, but he's 6'11". Any skinnier, and hordes of mothers would pour out of the stands, Morganna-style, armed with soup.

But Jumbo Brown tipped the scales at 295, stood just 6'4", and stands as the weightiest pitcher ever traded. Brown was sold twice and traded at the end of his career. Near the end of a strong 1941 season out of the bullpen for the Giants – a 113 ERA+ in 57 innings – the Cardinals acquired Brown and a player to be named later for Lefty Sunkel. Sunkel was, you guessed it, a lefty pitcher. He pitched sporadically for the Giants over the next few years, while Brown went on to serve honorably in the United States Navy. I certainly won't judge this trade a failure for St. Louis simply because the team failed to anticipate the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Another player who's been profitable for big and tall shops is C.C. Sabathia, who continues to ply his trade for the New York Yankees. Sabathia was traded just once, by the Cleveland Indians, for Matt LaPorta, Michael Brantley, Rob Bryson and Zach Jackson. While it is too early to completely judge this trade – Brantley and LaPorta still have bright futures, despite rocky early major league careers – no one would claim that Milwaukee erred by trading for Sabathia. If the Brewers made a mistake, it was letting Sabathia leave as a free agent.

Among portly pitchers, I would be remiss not to mention Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons, of course. Based on his listed measurements, it looks like Fat Freddie got a bad rap – he was just 5'11", 185 pounds. Put it this way – to measure up to the weightiest man in baseball history, he would have to have eaten Freddie Patek.

Fitzsimmons was traded in the midst of his 13th season with the New York Giants, a successful run of 111 ERA+ over 2514 1/3 innings. The Dodgers acquired him for Tom Baker, who had the nickname "Rattlesnake", suggesting Baker cut a very different figure. While Baker soon fizzled, Fitzsimmons actually pitched better with the Dodgers – an ERA+ of 116 over seven seasons – than he did with the Giants. The Dodgers certainly never regretted that deal.

Among hitters, one man casts a shadow over his peers when it comes to sheer tonnage – and it seems fair to wonder if his weight cost him major league jobs he could have filled. Walter Young, all 6'5", 320 pounds of him, did nothing but hit everywhere he went. At age 21, he posted a .953 OPS in Single-A. Still, the Pirates waived him, and Baltimore picked him up. He hit 33 home runs for Baltimore's Double-A team in 2004, and when he got the big league call in 2005, he put up a 115 OPS+ over 37 plate appearances. The Padres picked him up on waivers from Baltimore, however, and Young lost the first base job in the spring of 2006 to some guy named Adrian Gonzalez.

Sure, there have been the Calvin Pickerings, the Joey Meyers, the generations of Fielders… but no one weighed in within 30 pounds of Walter Young among position players. And far lesser hitters got more opportunities to show teams what they could do.

Rounding out the everyday players, I have to mention John Kruk, listed at 5'10", 170, but, well, clearly not. Kruk penned the epic autobiography "I Ain't An Athlete, Lady", but he sure hit like an athlete. The Padres traded Kruk, along with utilityman Randy Ready, to the Phillies for outfielder Chris James during the 1989 season. While James provided value as a fourth outfielder for an array of teams, Kruk was a middle-of-the-order bat for Philadelphia, hitting at a 138 OPS+ clip over six seasons with the Phillies.

Again and again, the men who know plenty about seconds did plenty to help their teams finish first. When evaluating trades in the future, stats like WAR are useful, to be sure. But it may be best to simply use a deli scale.

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47 Comments

  1. Cam Hoff

    14 years ago

    A guy in my fantasy league once had a rotation of Sabathia, Sidney Ponson and Bartolo Colon….

    Reply
  2. General Martok

    14 years ago

    I just think of Rich “El Guapo” Garces when it comes to big guys in baseball.

    Reply
    • Chris Solberg

      14 years ago

      First player I thought of.

      Reply
  3. Joshua

    14 years ago

    How can this article not talk about Bartolo Colon?

    Reply
    • Bonesaw McGraw

      14 years ago

      ….or Prince Fielder. He’s sorta box-shaped though.

      Reply
  4. s8n666

    14 years ago

    Reminded me of this post: badjerseys.com/2008/09/all-fat-guy-baseball-team.h…

    Reply
  5. Lunchbox45

    14 years ago

    Any skinnier, and hordes of mothers would pour out of the stands, Morganna-style, armed with soup.

    Howard….well done my friend, well done

    Reply
  6. xcfan

    14 years ago

    Carlos Silva?????

    Reply
  7. Pinky

    14 years ago

    What about Terry Forster, made famous when David Letterman referred to him as a “fat tub of goo”? Or Hector Villanueva, Bob “the Hammer” Hamelin, “Kung Fu Panda” Pablo Sandoval, Charley Kerfeld, Rick “Big Daddy” Reuschel (and his fatter, less-talented brother Paul), and the late, great Rod Beck?

    Reply
    • BlueSkyLA

      14 years ago

      Darn, you beat me to the tub of goo. So what about Tony Gwynn? The Babe?

      Reply
  8. MrTriandos

    14 years ago

    The Molina boys, especially Bengie and Jose, aren’t exactly slim.

    Reply
  9. Ricardo Elorza

    14 years ago

    This article needs more Sidney Ponson

    Reply
  10. Mick_In_Ithaca

    14 years ago

    Sid Fernandez? The amazing size of his butt during his delivery. It was always astonishing to see him pitch.

    Reply
  11. massage_1953

    14 years ago

    Mickey Lolich was not skinny

    Reply
  12. Will Thompson

    14 years ago

    Mo Vaughn! Baseball-Reference has him listed as only 225 pounds but he was obviously way, way heavier than that.

    Reply
  13. Mark Gustafson

    14 years ago

    Tub of goo….. Terry Forster.

    Reply
  14. dilbert719

    14 years ago

    This article isn’t complete without a reference to Heath Bell. Yeah, not quite the same physique as Krukker, but the man’s known for wearing T-shirts that say “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” That’s got to count for something.

    Reply
  15. ironnat

    14 years ago

    David Wells also comes to mind. I remember seeing Sidney Ponson in street clothes once and thinking I have never seen a more unathletic looking Major League player in my life.

    Reply
  16. jeff

    14 years ago

    What about fat Joba Chamberlain? Derek Jeter better get to the pre-game meal early or he will look as if he is from ethiopia. Imagine the rush of CC, Colon and Joba running to the buffet !!!

    Reply
  17. Scott Houlihan

    14 years ago

    Dennys Reyes anyone? The dude is named after a restaurant and his nickname is “the big sweat” come on.

    Reply
  18. ZeroZeroZero

    14 years ago

    What, no love for Ray King?
    Anybody remember Terry ‘Big Tub Of Goo’ Forester and his “Fat Is In” rap?

    Reply
    • KennyLoftonsBottom

      14 years ago

      Glad somebody mentioned Ray King. I always liked the guy, for some reason, but he did look pregnant.

      Reply
      • wkkortas

        14 years ago

        Ray King should have had a “Stay Back 500 Feet” sign on the back of his pants.

        Reply
  19. Nick

    14 years ago

    Why has no body mentioned guys named FIELDER?

    Reply
    • maddog12

      14 years ago

      Fernando Valenzuela

      Reply
    • 02waster

      14 years ago

      it’s mentioned in the article

      Reply
  20. Andrew

    14 years ago

    First player I think of is Mo Vaughn, that guy was huge.

    Reply
  21. 02waster

    14 years ago

    i’m not saying this guy is fat, but man Frank Thomas was a freaking scary image at the plate

    Reply
  22. maddog12

    14 years ago

    here’s a few more:

    Chad Paronto Braves reliever
    David Wells Yanks
    Kevin I never missed a meal Mitchell
    Pete Incaviglia
    and of course from the Pittsburgh Pirates
    Dave Porker I mean Dave Parker

    Reply
  23. Bryz

    14 years ago

    I know you decided Jon Rauch doesn’t count, but even with 290 lbs on his 6’11” frame, he is still a big (wide) guy. There are guys that are tall but look awkward, and then there’s Rauch, who is tall and looks like he wants to shank you.

    Reply
  24. Brandon Seriani

    14 years ago

    Add Matt Stairs to the list too

    Reply
    • Jon Stark

      14 years ago

      The professional hitter.

      Reply
  25. s8n666

    14 years ago

    Anyone want to talk about Eric Gregg?

    Reply
  26. Lily

    14 years ago

    I’m surprised this Walter Young character never got another shot at the Big Dance.

    Reply
  27. Lance Gurewitz

    14 years ago

    When CC got traded to the Brewers, my grandpa said, in reference to Sabathia having to cover first, “Can you imagine the way that field must tilt?”

    Reply
  28. BigDaddy67

    14 years ago

    Although I loved the guy…Aurelio Lopez aka Senior Smoke always made me feel skinny!

    Reply
  29. BigDaddy67

    14 years ago

    Oh and then there was Rusty Staub too…

    Reply
  30. BigDaddy67

    14 years ago

    We have had some fatties here in Detroit…even now…look at Valverde he is a little on the chubby side too…my wife looked at him on tv during a game last year and said “are you serious? HE is a professional athlete?!?”

    Reply
    • BigDaddy67

      14 years ago

      Hamelin, Fielder, Lolich, Lopez, Madlock, Staub, Stairs, Incaviglia, Wells…all wore the Olde English “D” …although theirs was stretched a little…

      Reply
  31. Bill Wright

    14 years ago

    One of my all-time favorite Orioles: Floyd “Sugar Bear” Rayford. Listed at 5’10” 210. More like 5’8″ 230. During his playing days, I used to see him all the time at the Corner Stable rib joint in Cockeysville, MD. Orioles put him on a diet and he stopped hitting HRs.

    Reply
    • funkjester

      14 years ago

      “During his playing days, I used to see him all the time at the Corner Stable rib joint in Cockeysville, MD. Orioles put him on a diet and he stopped hitting HRs.”

      awesome story. I remember Rayford playing in Rochester when I was in college.

      Reply
  32. pmc765

    14 years ago

    How about Sandoval?

    Reply
  33. Mike

    14 years ago

    Cecil?

    Reply
  34. Kaiser_Wilhelm_II

    14 years ago

    Walter Young…….. 2005 Orioles…… listed at 320 lbs.

    Also, Dimitri Young was pushing 300lbs by his end.

    Reply
  35. David Roberto

    14 years ago

    How about Demetri Young?

    Reply
  36. 24WMP

    14 years ago

    Any commenter notice that the “jack of all trades” article focused on the most rotund players….who were TRADED? Stop calling for players who have never been moved…

    Reply
  37. hammer756

    14 years ago

    Fernando mania! At the end of his career he looked like a Mexicano Pillsbury Dough Boy!

    Reply

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