Bad Contract Swap Meet

Got a bad contract on your hands?  Maybe you can swap it for another team's problem.  I'll list the bad contracts, you connect the dots.

• Vernon Wells, Blue Jays - five years, $98.5MM
• Alfonso Soriano, Cubs – five years, $90MM
• Barry Zito, Giants – four years, $83MM
• Alex Rios, White Sox – five years, $59.7MM
• Travis Hafner, Indians – three years, $40.25MM
• Aaron Rowand, Giants – three years, $36MM
• Carlos Guillen, Tigers – two years, $26MM
• Carlos Silva, Mariners – two years, $25MM
• Francisco Cordero, Reds – two years, $25MM
• Oliver Perez, Mets – two years, $24MM
• Gary Matthews Jr., Angels - two years, $23MM
• Milton Bradley, Cubs – two years, $21MM
• Juan Pierre, Dodgers – two years, $18.5MM
• Jeff Suppan, Brewers – one year, $14.5MM
• David Ortiz, Red Sox – one year, $12.5MM
• Jeremy Bonderman, Tigers – one year, $12.5MM
• Jose Guillen, Royals – one year, $12MM
• Eric Chavez, Athletics – one year, $12MM
• Dontrelle Willis, Tigers – one year, $12MM
• Eric Byrnes, Diamondbacks – one year, $11MM
• Fausto Carmona, Indians – two years, $11MM
• Scott Linebrink, White Sox – two years, $10.5MM
• Nate Robertson, Tigers – one year, $10MM
• Edgar Renteria, Giants – one year, $9.5MM
• Pat Burrell, Rays – one year, $9MM
• Kei Igawa, Yankees – two years $8MM
• Jeff Francis, Rockies - one year, $5.75MM
• Kyle Farnsworth, Royals – one year, $5MM
• Willy Taveras, Reds – one year, $4MM
• Aaron Miles, Cubs – one year, $2.7MM
• Honorable mentions: Michael Young (4/64, some deferred), Carlos Lee (3/55.5), Derek Lowe (3/45), Todd Helton (2/40.3), Kyle Lohse (3/32.625), Magglio Ordonez (1/18, possible vesting option), Mike Lowell (1/12), Chris Snyder (2/11.25), Cristian Guzman (1/8), Jamie Moyer (1/7.5), Kaz Matsui (1/5)