After 13 Major League seasons, reliever Joe Kelly has decided to call a career, as the right-hander told WEEI.com’s Rob Bradford on a recent edition (audio link) of the Baseball Isn’t Boring podcast. In his usual irreverent fashion, the 37-year-old Kelly declined to say he was officially retiring, taking issue with the term itself.
“Retiring is like, something that my grandmother did….I’m sorry all you people out there watching this that work a real job. You guys deserve to retire, athletes don’t,” Kelly said. “We just stop [expletive] playing, okay? Let’s cancel the word ’retirement.’ It’s used for people who [expletive] served in the military, used for people who worked until 65…When athletes are done playing, just say ’congratulations, they’re no longer playing.’ ”
Kelly last played during the 2024 season, tossing 32 regular-season innings for the Dodgers. He didn’t sign a contract last winter, and stated last July that he was planning to showcase himself in a throwing session for the Dodgers alone, saying that he only wanted to pitch for Los Angeles if he returned at all. That session came and went without any fanfare, and Kelly told Bradford that continued injury problems convinced him to hang up the glove. “I can throw 98 [mph] like nothing…[but] I threw a pitch and like strained again, so like ’nah, I’m done,’ ” Kelly said.
High velocity has been a bedrock of Kelly’s career, as he averaged 95mph on his fastball in his MLB debut season with the Cardinals in 2012. A move to the bullpen added even more heat, as Kelly had an average velo of 98.2mph over the final eight seasons of his career, and he topped the 102mph mark at his peak. While Kelly’s fastball drew the most attention, however, his sinker (which also regularly sat in the upper 90s) and curveball were his most effective pitches at finishing off batters after Kelly set them up with his standard fastball.
A third-round pick for the Cardinals in the 2009 draft, Kelly made his MLB debut with St. Louis in 2012 and he tossed his first 266 big league innings in a Cards uniform. A notable swap at the 2014 trade deadline saw Kelly and Allen Craig sent to the Red Sox in exchange for John Lackey, and while the trade was panned by Boston fans at the time, Kelly’s development into a valued member of the Red Sox pen has made the deal a little more palatable for Red Sox Nation in hindsight.
Kelly struggled with injuries and consistency over his first two full seasons as a starter with the Sox, and a move to relief pitching in 2016 helped him at least spend less time on the injured list. Kelly had a 4.33 ERA over his entire 359 1/3 inning tenure with the Red Sox, but he shone brightest when posting a 0.79 ERA over 11 1/3 frames during the 2018 postseason, playing a big role in Boston’s World Series championship victory.
After helping beat the Dodgers in that Fall Classic, Kelly then went to L.A. on a three-year, $25MM free agent deal. Some early struggles made that signing look like a potential bust, but Kelly righted the ship and finished with a 3.59 ERA, 26.9% strikeout rate, 59.9% grounder rate, and 9.8% walk rate over 105 1/3 innings in that three-season span. The highlight was another postseason success and a ring in 2020, with Kelly allowing one earned run over 4 2/3 innings during the Dodgers’ title run.
A two-year, $17MM contract with the White Sox followed for Kelly in advance of the 2022 season, but the injuries started to really pile up, leading to a only a 5.59 ERA over 66 innings in a Chicago uniform. Acquired again by the Dodgers at the 2023 trade deadline, Kelly suddenly regained some of his old form in posting a 1.74 ERA the rest of the way. Los Angeles brought him back for a one-year, $8MM contract for the 2024 season, but Kelly’s health problems continued and he managed just a 4.78 ERA in his final 32 innings in the Show. While he wasn’t part of the Dodgers’ playoff roster, Los Angeles’ World Series victory meant that Kelly earned his third ring in what ended up as his farewell season.
Over 485 games and 839 career innings in the majors, Kelly had a 3.98 ERA, 51.8% grounder rate, 21.1% strikeout rate, and a 9.8% walk rate. His postseason resume consists of a 3.45 ERA over 60 innings, and a particularly impressive 2.03 ERA across 13 1/3 innings in the World Series.
Along the way, Kelly created quite a reputation for himself as a character. Kelly’s competitiveness sometimes led to a pair of high-profile suspensions, but his willingness to defend teammates only added to the fuel of the rivalries between the Red Sox and Yankees, and the sign-stealing scandal inspired feud between the Dodgers and Astros. Between his big fastball, erratic control, and eccentric personality, Kelly welcomed all comparisons to “Wild Thing” Rick Vaughn, to the point of wearing #99 with the Dodgers after giving his #17 jersey to the incoming Shohei Ohtani. (This gesture resulted in Ohtani gifting a Porsche to Kelly’s wife Ashley.)
We at MLBTR congratulate Kelly on a fine career, and we wish him all the best in retir….er, his post-playing endeavors.

Ha..best “retirement” speech ever. Props.
Mods, can you use the Joe Kelly meme instead of him throwing a pitch for this announcement?
Loved watching Joe Kelly pitch, he brought an attitude that I think more pitchers need.
My favorite memory of him has to be when he broke the window learning a new pitch at his house.
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29045221/dodgers-joe-kelly…
Wishing him the best of luck in his post playing career!
For some reason this doesn’t bother me at all. Congratulations on his stop playingment.
Only guy that had the nuts to call the Astros out to their cheating faces. #release the buzzer files
Don’t melt
He was apart of the cheating red Sox ?
a_part of the Red Sox…
@ elchapo Then ran into the BP when benches cleared and Correa was ready for him.
I like the speech but I think fans should start a movement that’s anti-player for any player who takes the Dodgers money. I personally hate any player who ever plays in LA.
Took you a paragraph just to say;
Duck the Fodgers !
What would we do without sad jealous giants fans?
You would continue to show up late, leave early, play with beach balls, and do the stupid wave.
Try going to a game in LA instead of spouting outdated bs.
Never happen.
Chavez Latrine just stinks.
Oh damn. You will be sorely missed. Put on an orange foam rubber flame hat and enjoy your games.
Good one Sal !
The Hoo Lee Gans are kinda silly..
I don’t know what that means but its comforting to know we can agree on something.
Hooligans, The Jung Hoo Lee fan club that wear those silly hats.
Because he plays like his hair is on fire.
To each his own.
Pretty sure you could trade in a panda hat for them straight across.
Seems like the same crowd.
Because you would turn down doing the same job you’re currently doing at a better company for more money.
You seem smart.
Depending on the co-workers, the boss, the travel, the commute, the perks of seniority, and the benefits, I could see turning it down as well. Money is not everything with a job. If you are not happy where you are working, you are in for a miserable life, no matter how big your house is.
Hear, hear!
Bait.
Pretty sure the players you hate don’t know who you are. Kinda wasted emotions unless you’re leaning over a railing flipping them off.
Lighten up, Francis!
As a lifelong dodger fan, I hate you back.
National Treasure.
Joe Kelly would probably be fun to hang out with. Never a dull moment.
Watching him pitch was a roller coaster of emotions, but man was he something when he was on. For how he pitched in the biggest moments, especially across 3 different Octobers, I’d get back in line for that roller coaster any time. Hope Joe has fun with whatever comes next.
Do you remember this? He disguised himself as a reporter and messed with his teammates.
mlb.com/cut4/jim-buchanan-made-his-on-camera-debut…
That was so funny, “no, the pass says I can go anywhere”
This one was hilarious too: youtu.be/2gW9KyzFnLA?si=wtmwL_jFtGVug5-T
One thing I remember from the Porsche getting video. His wife is an absolute knockout.
Now open that Fight Club
The truth is he retired after the 2024 season, but the Dodgers deferred his retirement until after the 2025 season
That’s actually one of the better deferred jokes I’ve read.
Even more impressive: “CC Ryder” didn’t mention his father Ohtani.
Cheers Joe, you were fun to watch
Later Joe “crybaby” Kelly. You won’t be missed
Astros still Butt hurt
I guess he was tired. And wasn’t interested in finding another way besides maximum velocity. Stopped playing, more like stopped figuring it out.
IDC about Kelly whatsoever but baseball isnt all there is in this life. He’s made plenty of money and now has more time for other things-whatever they may be. Although surely the experiences, the work, and the humbling leads to much change for a person, it is hard for me to picture playing a game “full time” for nearly 40 years of ones life (not to mention the privilege and prestige associated with it). Doing some other stuff is generally good for these guys whether they feel comfortable or not with the change. Many of them have been living a bit of a privileged dream since childhood. But when you take away the game and the big shot persona what is left? Possibly a restless post-teen. Figuring that out is often their next journey I imagine.
Fun pitcher. Great personality. Retirement announcement/speech was on brand as it gets and wonderfully irreverent.
I wish him well in his next career.
An absolute knob.
On which you bob.
The Houston Knob-bobbers? Maybe that would have been a better punishment than weak suspensions. Your team will have to use the nickname until 2030.”
Hey hey now this is supposed to be a family friendly space
The Houston Knob Polishers?
Better?
Congrats Joe Kelly! We were angry at you when you drilled Hanley in the ribs but made up for it after going after Correa.
Typical Dodger fan hoping a player gets injured. What a terrible person you are
Lighten up, Francis!
Oh okay Shirley
Respect for how he’s deciding to hang it up. But a burning question: is the mural still up?
Joe Kelly was great
Loved watching him in 2013 with the Cardinals
Was really really good in the postseason
Especially in the world series
Hats off to him
Same. Was bummed when the Cards traded him away, but it was a solid trade.
🙁
He was one of those guys that threw harder as he got older
Skinniest RA in recent memory.
Happy retirement.
I’ve never liked a Dodger more than when Joe Kelly buzzed Alex Bregman, then Carlos Correa, then struck out Correa and did the “pouty face” to him.
Legend.
Congrats on a solid career, and even more solid edgelording.
That Correa moment was incredible
‘memba when he traded his jersey for the jacket one of the Mariachi musicians in the outfield stands was wearing(?) then wore that jacket to the White House!
Legend!
Joe Kelly is Bill Lee’s secret love child.
The game might miss his oddball personality, but the teams he played for, not so much.
I remember when Kelly declared himself the AL Cy Young Award winner when he showed up to spring training in 2015 with the Sox. Big part of the 2018 championship team. Happy trails Joe…
This dude eats porcupine spines for breakfast what a hard a
he was fun for sure but hard to forget that fb to Hanley’s ribs. one of those guys willing to do practically anything for his team. fully expect to see him around the Dodgers in some facet going forward.
Congrats on stopping playing, Joe Kelly. 🙂
Good. Bye bye. Dude’s a loser
I’d say you’re an expert in being a loser.
For you to be able to identify an expert in loserdom would mean you yourself are an expert. Your logic cuts both ways and is self-defeating lol
Except that you make it crystal clear what a loser you are.
Next career? Dodgeball coach.
“If you can dodge a fastball…”
A real mixed bag this guy.
A big arm and a big personality that cut both ways. I’d say he had a future in broadcasting but don’t know if anyone would accept the risks. Sports talk format maybe?
Clearly his attitude outplayed his performance which had its moments but on balance was just ok. But 99 will keep getting you chances and there was enough good in there to make for a 13 year career so props to him. Not my cup of tea but maybe somewhat -as a Yanks fan – because of when & where he played too.
I think it’s safe to say that Tyler Austin will not be at Joe’s retirement party.
Hated him as a dodger, but honestly, I respect the hell out of him. Cheers
Seemed smug, arrogant, and emotional. I do not wish him well.
Glad he’s gone. That said, with his “Fox Attitude”, he’ll soon be wearing a suit with sneakers and a microphone.
I ❤️ how Joe Kelly put ending his MLB career. These guys are getting paid like Kings to play a game and he is man enough to admit it. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Thank goodness we won’t have to watch this tool and his antics anymore. Hopefully he can keep himself out of the headlines while retired and living with his boyfriend.
He’s keeping it real, which I appreciate. He was a bit of an arse and pretty inconsistent but who’s perfect?
Would be fun as a TV or radio broadcaster.
I like what he said there. I always thought it was ridiculous to hear 30 something-year-olds talking about they’re retiring. What I find even more ridiculous is the commenters tell these baseball players to enjoy their retirement and mention all the money they’ve made.
He was a bad a$$
Semantics 101.
Solid, interesting career. Provided some spark, fun to watch.
He could be entertaining to watch, but also painful. Some big moments interspersed with a lot of not very good to really bad. Hard to forget the epically awful first few months of his run with the Dodgers. Overall, his career stats are practically the definition of average. But then, he won’t be remembered for his production.
Fun player. And I sorta agree, I like to think retirement is for when you’re done with any kind of work. Surely there’s other jobs in Kelly’s future.
He will fit in at outkick lol
What a great little speech on retirement. Most athletes I’ve met (and I’ve met hundreds of MLB players due to my job) are so far removed from reality it is sad. Some are genuine, but this take on retiring ball players is refreshing.
Gonna guess he won’t be joining the Astros coaching staff in the future.
Probably would have been better (and more entertaining) during the 2025 season than Tanner Scott. Oh well.
Now he can finally go be a step father to Charlie Kelly.
Baseball will miss all of his 6’2” 115 lbs of attitude
Nice retirement, b****! 🙂
That’s a real bummer for Carlos Correa. Dude batted .429/.545/1.286/1.831 against him.
Joe Kelly has the same amount of rings as your Astros.
Lol.
I’m comfortable with that number!
Love the candor. He’s not wrong tho.
Deserves to be in the smack talking hall of fame definitely was entertaining for his mound walk off quips he would give opposing batters.
Great!!! Now who is going to spit beer into Shelby Miller’s mouth?
Enjoyed you as a Card, Joe!!! Best wishes in the next iteration of your life!
wasn’t thrilled when the Dodgers signed him, (memories of him beaning Hanley) but after that Asterisks Clash, I warmed up slightly. Still don’t care much for him, and he didn’t really help the team win a whole lot. But he was a gamer and a baller.
Had to retire with Tyler Austin returning to the MLB
I forgot that he came to Boston as a starter. I was never as bothered by the Lackey trade as I was by the Lester imbroglio.
Saw him throw early in his career at Wrigley and thought for sure he stood a real chance at being a lock down closer. Then they liked to yo-yo him in the rotation. “Tantalizing Skills” describes him well. And mocking the Astros was pristine. 300 save talent.