After 13 Major League seasons, reliever Joe Kelly has decided to call a career, as the right-hander told WEEI.com’s Rob Bradford on a recent edition (audio link) of the Baseball Isn’t Boring podcast. In his usual irreverent fashion, the 37-year-old Kelly declined to say he was officially retiring, taking issue with the term itself.
“Retiring is like, something that my grandmother did….I’m sorry all you people out there watching this that work a real job. You guys deserve to retire, athletes don’t,” Kelly said. “We just stop [expletive] playing, okay? Let’s cancel the word ’retirement.’ It’s used for people who [expletive] served in the military, used for people who worked until 65…When athletes are done playing, just say ’congratulations, they’re no longer playing.’ ”
Kelly last played during the 2024 season, tossing 32 regular-season innings for the Dodgers. He didn’t sign a contract last winter, and stated last July that he was planning to showcase himself in a throwing session for the Dodgers alone, saying that he only wanted to pitch for Los Angeles if he returned at all. That session came and went without any fanfare, and Kelly told Bradford that continued injury problems convinced him to hang up the glove. “I can throw 98 [mph] like nothing…[but] I threw a pitch and like strained again, so like ’nah, I’m done,’ ” Kelly said.
High velocity has been a bedrock of Kelly’s career, as he averaged 95mph on his fastball in his MLB debut season with the Cardinals in 2012. A move to the bullpen added even more heat, as Kelly had an average velo of 98.2mph over the final eight seasons of his career, and he topped the 102mph mark at his peak. While Kelly’s fastball drew the most attention, however, his sinker (which also regularly sat in the upper 90’s) and curveball were his most effective pitches at finishing off batters after Kelly set them up with his standard fastball.
A third-round pick for the Cardinals in the 2009 draft, Kelly made his MLB debut with St. Louis in 2012 and he tossed his first 266 big league innings in a Cards uniform. A notable swap at the 2014 trade deadline saw Kelly and Allen Craig sent to the Red Sox in exchange for John Lackey, and while the trade was panned by Boston fans at the time, Kelly’s development into a valued member of the Red Sox pen has made the deal a little more palatable for Red Sox Nation in hindsight.
Kelly struggled with injuries and consistency over his first two full seasons as a starter with the Sox, and a move to relief pitching in 2016 helped him at least spend less time on the injured list. Kelly had a 4.33 ERA over his entire 359 1/3 inning tenure with the Red Sox, but he shone brightest when posting a 0.79 ERA over 11 1/3 frames during the 2018 postseason, playing a big role in Boston’s World Series championship victory.
After helping beat the Dodgers in that Fall Classic, Kelly then went to L.A. on a three-year, $25MM free agent deal. Some early struggles made that signing look like a potential bust, but Kelly righted the ship and finished with a 3.59 ERA, 26.9% strikeout rate, 59.9% grounder rate, and 9.8% walk rate over 105 1/3 innings in that three-season span. The highlight was another postseason success and a ring in 2020, with Kelly allowing one earned run over 4 2/3 innings during the Dodgers’ title run.
A two-year, $17MM contract with the White Sox followed for Kelly in advance of the 2022 season, but the injuries started to really pile up, leading to a only a 5.59 ERA over 66 innings in a Chicago uniform. Acquired again by the Dodgers at the 2023 trade deadline, Kelly suddenly regained some of his old form in posting a 1.74 ERA the rest of the way. Los Angeles brought him back for a one-year, $8MM contract for the 2024 season, but Kelly’s health problems continued and he managed just a 4.78 ERA in his final 32 innings in the Show. While he wasn’t part of the Dodgers’ playoff roster, Los Angeles’ World Series victory meant that Kelly earned his third ring in what ended up as his farewell season.
Over 485 games and 839 career innings in the majors, Kelly had a 3.98 ERA, 51.8% grounder rate, 21.1% strikeout rate, and a 9.8% walk rate. His postseason resume consists of a 3.45 ERA over 60 innings, and a particularly impressive 2.03 ERA across 13 1/3 innings in the World Series.
Along the way, Kelly created quite a reputation for himself as a character. Kelly’s competitiveness sometimes led to a pair of high-profile suspensions, but his willingness to defend teammates only added to the fuel of the rivalries between the Red Sox and Yankees, and the sign-stealing scandal inspired feud between the Dodgers and Astros. Between his big fastball, erratic control, and eccentric personality, Kelly welcomed all comparisons to “Wild Thing” Rick Vaughn, to the point of wearing #99 with the Dodgers after giving his #17 jersey to the incoming Shohei Ohtani. (This gesture resulted in Ohtani gifting a Porsche to Kelly’s wife Ashley..
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Ha..best “retirement” speech ever. Props.
Mods, can you use the Joe Kelly meme instead of him throwing a pitch for this announcement?
Loved watching Joe Kelly pitch, he brought an attitude that I think more pitchers need.
My favorite memory of him has to be when he broke the window learning a new pitch at his house.
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29045221/dodgers-joe-kelly…
Wishing him the best of luck in his post playing career!
For some reason this doesn’t bother me at all. Congratulations on his stop playingment.
Only guy that had the nuts to call the Astros out to their cheating faces. #release the buzzer files
Don’t melt
I like the speech but I think fans should start a movement that’s anti-player for any player who takes the Dodgers money. I personally hate any player who ever plays in LA.
Took you a paragraph just to say;
Duck the Fodgers !
Because you would turn down doing the same job you’re currently doing at a better company for more money.
You seem smart.
Depending on the co-workers, the boss, the travel, the commute, the perks of seniority, and the benefits, I could see turning it down as well. Money is not everything with a job. If you are not happy where you are working, you are in for a miserable life, no matter how big your house is.
Hear, hear!
National Treasure.
Joe Kelly would probably be fun to hang out with. Never a dull moment.
Watching him pitch was a roller coaster of emotions, but man was he something when he was on. For how he pitched in the biggest moments, especially across 3 different Octobers, I’d get back in line for that roller coaster any time. Hope Joe has fun with whatever comes next.
Do you remember this? He disguised himself as a reporter and messed with his teammates.
mlb.com/cut4/jim-buchanan-made-his-on-camera-debut…
Now open that Fight Club
The truth is he retired after the 2024 season, but the Dodgers deferred his retirement until after the 2025 season
That’s actually one of the better deferred jokes I’ve read.
Cheers Joe, you were fun to watch
Later Joe “crybaby” Kelly. You won’t be missed
Astros still Butt hurt
I guess he was tired. And wasn’t interested in finding another way besides maximum velocity. Stopped playing, more like stopped figuring it out.
IDC about Kelly whatsoever but baseball isnt all there is in this life. He’s made plenty of money and now has more time for other things-whatever they may be. Although surely the experiences, the work, and the humbling leads to much change for a person, it is hard for me to picture playing a game “full time” for nearly 40 years of ones life (not to mention the privilege and prestige associated with it). Doing some other stuff is generally good for these guys whether they feel comfortable or not with the change. Many of them have been living a bit of a privileged dream since childhood. But when you take away the game and the big shot persona what is left? Possibly a restless post-teen. Figuring that out is often their next journey I imagine.
Fun pitcher. Great personality. Retirement announcement/speech was on brand as it gets and wonderfully irreverent.
I wish him well in his next career.
An absolute knob.
On which you bob.
The Houston Knob-bobbers? Maybe that would have been a better punishment than weak suspensions. Your team will have to use the nickname until 2030.”
Congrats Joe Kelly! We were angry at you when you drilled Hanley in the ribs but made up for it after going after Correa.
Respect for how he’s deciding to hang it up. But a burning question: is the mural still up?
Joe Kelly was great
Loved watching him in 2013 with the Cardinals
Was really really good in the postseason
Especially in the world series
Hats off to him
Same. Was bummed when the Cards traded him away, but it was a solid trade.
🙁
He was one of those guys that threw harder as he got older
Skinniest RA in recent memory.
Happy retirement.
I’ve never liked a Dodger more than when Joe Kelly buzzed Alex Bregman, then Carlos Correa, then struck out Correa and did the “pouty face” to him.
Legend.
Congrats on a solid career, and even more solid edgelording.