Phillies Looking To Trade Eaton

If they paid 9 million of his 9 million dollar salary in exchange for nobody I'd let him be the 3rd base coach for the Class Low-A Rome Braves.

GET HIM OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BIG SURPRISE there, the only question is who is willing to take him off the phils hands.

Send him to Japan. He's bad at baseball.

"Send him to Japan. He's bad at baseball."

That fat piece of crap would be ridiculed in Japan.

ya good luck getting someone to give you one million for that piece of crap. I wrote a letter at the beginning of last year that said and I'm paraphrasing that "For some unknown reason my partial season plan had an abnormally large number of Eaton Starts in them" I want a refund.

He was horrible in Low A ball when he pitched there.

Cough Cough white sox cough cough

Trade him to the Eagles practice squad to replace a broken blocking sled, in return for 3 rolls of medical tape and a Gatorade cooler.

How...Adam Eaton needs a collective hug right about now. Never have I ever heard a team publicly let it be known that a guy can he had for nothing. How about a dozen spaldings and some ankle tape to be named later?

I wonder if there's any chance he could be included in the possible 3-way Peavy trade??? If its true that they'll eat all but $1M I could see the Padres taking him back. SD is the only place he's had any kind of success and it'd reunite him with Balsley, his old pitching coach.

the sox will give ozzie guillen the fourth (or whatever) and Kenny Williams the second (or whatever) lol.

and the Yanks will throw in a case of 2008 Yankee media guides w/ a $5.95 cover price?

They should pay the trainer to inject some "plax seed oil" in him so he can fail the next drug test and have his contract voided out...(yeah I know that was bad)....sorry.

If the Phils would eat all but a million of his salary, then i could see the Padres trade for him. It would make sense, its the only place where he had an success.

Adam Eaton's Ass!! Get it??

He's the one of the worst contract's the Phillies ever signed!!

Benito Santiago in 1996 was the best. Hit career high 30 HR's that year and we had him for cheap!

Trade him to the Detroit Lions for an autographed football from Calvin Johnson. They could probably use him as a quarterback. He'd probably have more interceptions than Ryan Leaf. Pretty sad.

"How did Eaton even get a contract of $9MM per year!?! He's posted an ERA+ of 100 or over once."

Intangibles must be off the chart.

this is hilarious...thank you to the phillies and all the people in this thread for the comic relief.