Free Agent Notes: Young, Rowand, Manny, Francisco

Free agent notes I found lying around on Twitter…


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39 Comments on "Free Agent Notes: Young, Rowand, Manny, Francisco"


3 years 7 months ago

Ponson is on a boat!

niched
3 years 7 months ago

Ponson is a boat

MattCMoore
3 years 7 months ago

Sources are telling me that Ponson is NOT currently on a boat, but rather pursuing possible boats to be on.

Jamie Baker
3 years 7 months ago

to further clarify, Ponson is currently considering buying a lifesize cheese boat.

Rabbitov
3 years 7 months ago

*gravy boat

3 years 7 months ago

With his flippy-floppys.

CaseyBlakeDeWitt
3 years 7 months ago

Damn school internet makes me miss opportunities like this…

Bob
3 years 7 months ago

thats Sir Sidney Ponson

MB923
3 years 7 months ago

Stick to the boat idea and sail away as far as possible Sidney.

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start_wearing_purple
3 years 7 months ago

What a coincidence. No team was intending to sign Ponson again.

3 years 7 months ago

Frank Francisco likely to sign elsewhere. SWOON.

Chioakcisco
3 years 7 months ago

Except for Oakland. We still remember the chair incident.

notsureifsrs
3 years 7 months ago

my interest in joel zumaya is irrational and invincible. sign that man

3 years 7 months ago

Still hitting 100 despite all the (sometimes freaky irrational) injuries?

notsureifsrs
3 years 7 months ago

so many stem cells

chico65
3 years 7 months ago

Someday he’s going to uncork a pitch and send the lower half of his arm at the head of one very startled batter

notsureifsrs
3 years 7 months ago

strike 3 looking. best pitch ever

3 years 7 months ago

POND SCUM!!!!

sourbob
3 years 7 months ago

Who knew I had so much in common with Miguel Tejada! I too, would like a major league contract, and I too, am not good enough at baseball for that to happen.

3 years 7 months ago

but you’ve never won AL MVP

sourbob
3 years 7 months ago

Boog Powell did. Same odds of winning another one as Tejada. Maybe he would like a major league contract.

Tony DiQuattro
3 years 7 months ago

For real, he better stop hoping and start praying.

niched
3 years 7 months ago

Sidney Ponson is gonna need a bigger boat

baseball52
3 years 7 months ago

Will said boat float with Ponson on it?

LeoAcevedo
3 years 7 months ago

As a mets fan as bad as the situation is wouldnt mind bringing m.tejada in to man the SS position and i’ve been anxiously awaiting to see if meta sign Fransisco.

Eugene_in_Oregon
3 years 7 months ago

Sidney:  Remember that a boat is nothing but a hole in the water into which you throw money…kinda like some the free agent deals that we’re hearing rumors about.

Mikey Roederer
3 years 7 months ago

Hi My name is Manny, you may remember me from such great moments as Choking out the Travel guy, taking fertility drugs, growing the dirtiest set of dred locks ever seen?? No? Are you sure?…Hello?…..HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO anybody there?

E Scalez
3 years 7 months ago

Manny has Homer Simpson’s auto dialer.

gradylittle
3 years 7 months ago

What’re you that WEEI Whiner line guy? Doesn’t quite work in text.

chico65
3 years 7 months ago

I’d talk to Manny if I were a GM just so I could ask him directly to explain his positive tests, just for the stress relief.  After I finished rolling on the floor, I’d get back to finding a bat that might actually help my team.

E Scalez
3 years 7 months ago

Ponson on Pontoons

3 years 7 months ago

 Sidney, is a boat really wise? You had enough trouble with the jetski, are you sure you can handle something larger?

3 years 7 months ago

So many boat puns.

Rabbitov
3 years 7 months ago

Sidney will never retire from punching judges and eating people. 

bayareabeast
3 years 7 months ago

arron rowand..get real

3 years 7 months ago

Aaron Rowand is looking for a big league job..The Phillies said no..Hahahaha. That was really funny to me for some reason.

3 years 7 months ago

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

orangenblackattack
3 years 7 months ago

SF is on the hook for Rowand’s 2012 salary, which means the Phillies said NO to taking on Rowand at the major league minimum. Ouch…

chee1rs
3 years 7 months ago

Manny would have to pay someone to play