Free Agent Notes: Young, Rowand, Manny, Francisco

Free agent notes I found lying around on Twitter…

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  1. Ponson is on a boat!

    • niched 4 years ago

      Ponson is a boat

      • Matt Moore 4 years ago

        Sources are telling me that Ponson is NOT currently on a boat, but rather pursuing possible boats to be on.

        • Jamie Baker 4 years ago

          to further clarify, Ponson is currently considering buying a lifesize cheese boat.

    • With his flippy-floppys.

      • CaseyBlakeDeWitt 4 years ago

        Damn school internet makes me miss opportunities like this…

  2. Bob 4 years ago

    thats Sir Sidney Ponson

  3. MB923 4 years ago

    Stick to the boat idea and sail away as far as possible Sidney.

  4. start_wearing_purple 4 years ago

    What a coincidence. No team was intending to sign Ponson again.

  5. Frank Francisco likely to sign elsewhere. SWOON.

    • Chioakcisco 4 years ago

      Except for Oakland. We still remember the chair incident.

  6. notsureifsrs 4 years ago

    my interest in joel zumaya is irrational and invincible. sign that man

    • Still hitting 100 despite all the (sometimes freaky irrational) injuries?

      • notsureifsrs 4 years ago

        so many stem cells

        • chico65 4 years ago

          Someday he’s going to uncork a pitch and send the lower half of his arm at the head of one very startled batter

          • notsureifsrs 4 years ago

            strike 3 looking. best pitch ever

  7. POND SCUM!!!!

  8. sourbob 4 years ago

    Who knew I had so much in common with Miguel Tejada! I too, would like a major league contract, and I too, am not good enough at baseball for that to happen.

    • but you’ve never won AL MVP

      • sourbob 4 years ago

        Boog Powell did. Same odds of winning another one as Tejada. Maybe he would like a major league contract.

    • Tony DiQuattro 4 years ago

      For real, he better stop hoping and start praying.

  9. niched 4 years ago

    Sidney Ponson is gonna need a bigger boat

  10. baseball52 4 years ago

    Will said boat float with Ponson on it?

  11. LeoAcevedo 4 years ago

    As a mets fan as bad as the situation is wouldnt mind bringing m.tejada in to man the SS position and i’ve been anxiously awaiting to see if meta sign Fransisco.

  12. Eugene_in_Oregon 4 years ago

    Sidney:  Remember that a boat is nothing but a hole in the water into which you throw money…kinda like some the free agent deals that we’re hearing rumors about.

  13. Mikey Roederer 4 years ago

    Hi My name is Manny, you may remember me from such great moments as Choking out the Travel guy, taking fertility drugs, growing the dirtiest set of dred locks ever seen?? No? Are you sure?…Hello?…..HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO anybody there?

    • E Scalez 4 years ago

      Manny has Homer Simpson’s auto dialer.

    • gradylittle 4 years ago

      What’re you that WEEI Whiner line guy? Doesn’t quite work in text.

      • chico65 4 years ago

        I’d talk to Manny if I were a GM just so I could ask him directly to explain his positive tests, just for the stress relief.  After I finished rolling on the floor, I’d get back to finding a bat that might actually help my team.

  14. E Scalez 4 years ago

    Ponson on Pontoons

  15.  Sidney, is a boat really wise? You had enough trouble with the jetski, are you sure you can handle something larger?

  16. So many boat puns.

  17. Rabbitov 4 years ago

    Sidney will never retire from punching judges and eating people. 

  18. bayareabeast 4 years ago

    arron rowand..get real

  19. Aaron Rowand is looking for a big league job..The Phillies said no..Hahahaha. That was really funny to me for some reason.


    • orangenblackattack 4 years ago

      SF is on the hook for Rowand’s 2012 salary, which means the Phillies said NO to taking on Rowand at the major league minimum. Ouch…

  20. chee1rs 4 years ago

    Manny would have to pay someone to play

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